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"Say again?"
"You fuckin' panty waste bitch."
"Man..... This is bullshit."
"Hey Dave..... WATCH THIS!"
"Why don't you fight like a REAL man?"
"Where are the fucking weapons?!?!"
"How ya like them fuckin' apples?"
"You hear me talkin' man?"
"What the fuck? This game is broken. There's another Puckertoe in here!"
"You can do that in SharePoint!"
"No, I don't want an omelette!"
"Get back in the basement Centurion!"